I went to FanExpo yesterday and THIS PRECIOUS THING MADE MY AFTERNOON. If you play L4D or go to cons on a regular basis, you might know what this is, if not, ALL THE BETTER cus the descriptions on this Pill Bottle is hella trippy:
Compare to the active ingredient in Advil
Anti-zombie-medicine. Take when you need that extra boost.
Be sure to share. Don’t be a pill hog.
Warning- We have no idea why this shit works. Keep away from Louis. 150 50mg. TABLETS (25 mg 5.31)
Take in case of medical emergency. Temporary effects only.
Active Ingredient (in each peel) ——- Purpose
Mike and Ike (tm) 1800mg —————- Placebo
Serving per container: One (1) (That’s right, chug the whole damn bottle)
Uses temporarily relieves aches and pains due to the following…
+Zombie Hordes +Boomer Bile +God dammit Bill +Friendly Fire +Toothache +TANK! +AHH! That Tanks on Fire! +You’re on Fire +Chainsaws +Mic Spam +Whoopsies +Boo Boos +Uh-Ohs
Ask a doctor before use if you have any of the following conditions…
+A Working liver +Acute colour blindness +Leprosy +Batman-itis +the gum desease GINGIVITIS +Kinemortophobia +Death +Giant robot arms +56k modem
Ask a doctor or pharmacist before use if you an idiot
Discontinue use if any of the following symptoms occur…
+Vertigo +dry mouth +bleeding gums +numbness in extremities +uncontrollable urge to yell “TITS!” +brain swelling +nausea +blurred vision +x-ray vision +the strength of two bears +spontaneous combustion +an imbalance of the humors +Instant Death +canabalistic tendencies +Zombification
Should any additional symptoms occur notify your local CEDA office
If pregnant remember to waddle and shoot
Keep out of reach of zombies, cause once they grab you game over man.
In case of overdose, your teammates will smack you for hogging the pills.
Survivors 12 years and older ————— Chug whole bottle until not dead.
Survivors under 6 to 12 years ————— They should be easy to outrun.
Survivors under 6 years —————— who let a baby out here? Seriously guys that’s just not right.
Louis ——————— God Dammit.
Product may consist primarily of old chinese newspapers
contains less than 3% lead, 4% mercury, and 10% alcohol by volume.