Cross off what you’ve done:
Gotten a new piercing.
Dyed my hair.
Ended a relationship.
Started a new relationship.Been on a long car/bus journey.Passed an exam.Met someone who’s now an important part of my life.
Cried on someone’s shoulder.Had a massive fight with a boy/girl.
Received flowers.
Had a Valentine.Written a letter using pen & paper.Gone to see a therapist.Been prescribed medication by a doctor.
Read a really good book.
Gone to the zoo.
Spent too much money on unnecessary things.
Traveled by train.
Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
Spent the day out in the sun getting a tan Slammed a door out of frustration.Had an anxiety attack.
Babysat for a friend’s child.
Had a BBQGone to the fair. (Oktoberfest)
Gone bowling.
Seen a film at the cinema in 3D.
Gone on a date.
Been the only sober one on a night out.
Helped someone home after they had been drinking.Stayed up all night.Talked on the phone for over two hours.Supported someone who’d received bad news.
Watched some kind of live sporting event.
Read an entire book in one day.
Bought a DVD the day it was released.
Eaten McDonald’s more than four times in a single week. Cried as a result of exam stress.Met some incredible new people.
Gone to great parties.
Fallen backwards off a chair.
Broken my glasses.
Worn a watch for the first time in years.
Cried over someone in my past.Spent hours aimlessly browsing the internet.
Thrown up.Cried over a film.
Gone out of my way to avoid an ex-boy/girlfriend.
Fought with someone in public.
Been in a relationship for a year or longer.
Cried in front of someone I adore.Lost one of my closest friends.
Posts tagged: irl stuff
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.
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Me:
*sleeping*
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*phone alarm goes off*
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Me:
*picks it up*
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Me:
*groans*
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Sister:
What?
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Me:
We have to get up for school in 1 day, 23 hours, and 7 minutes.
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Sister:
WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT?! DON'T DEPRESS ME!!
I hear a lot of idiotic things, but driving home today topped the year so far.
This radio host was talking about how Arizona was the last state in the US to adopt Martin Luther King Day as a holiday. That’s wrong by the way. It was New Hampshire; Utah was the last state to call it by name (previously Civil Rights Day).
What topped everything was what this person said afterwards: ”Arizona is also the only state to end in an ‘A.’” There was a unanimous agreement from the two other hosts!
I…
WHAT?!?!?!?!
Oh, so Alabama, Alaska, California, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Iowa, Louisiana, Minnesota, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Virginia, and West Virginia (20 out of 50 states?!) don’t count at all, I suppose.
Amneeeeesiaaaaaaa!
With my sis :’D (She has the Sans-serif font and I have the Serif.)
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER WAS THE MOST GODDAMN BULLSHIT SHOW THEY HAD SOME FUCKING GENIUS ASS “”“”FIFTH GRADERS”“”” ON THERE OH MY GOD NO ONE KNOWS THAT SHIT. WHAT FUCKING FIFTH GRADER KNOWS EVERY SINGLE STATE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER OH MY GOD IM SO PISSED OFF. I WANT TO CRAM A MAP OF MISSISSIPPI DOWN THEIR FUCKING PUNK ASS THROATS YEAH SAY HOW MANY VOWELS IS IN THAT WORD NOW
Our teachers made us memorize a song in the fifth grade that’s in alphabetical order. |D We also had to memorize each of the capitals.
My thoughts:
Lil Update on the goings ons
I had my wisdom teeth taken out on the 14th, which was two days after the school semester ended. I thought, pfffttttttttt ive had surgeries more complicated than this i will be back to normal in a couple days hahahaha
I had my overconfident ass handed to me. When I finally thought I was gettin over it, it decided to give my arm one last twist, and landed me with a headache that made me sleep for days.
So now I’m back after falling off the face of the earth for several months due to school stress, resurfacing, then disappearing just as quickly!
Just in time to say Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, What-Have-You!
:D Cheers!
Since the Start of 2012 I’ve:
It’s been a hell of a year, but in the end it was a good one. :)
When I woke up, the first thing I saw was my nose. Except the lighting made it look yellow.
For about three seconds, I was terrified of my own nose.
A few days ago, I was booking it back to my car. As I took the keys out of my jeans pocket, my fingers decided not to hold onto them any more.
I punted those things halfway down the hallway.
Today during a lecture in Intl Pols while we were discussing the last few chapters from Theories of International Politics and Zombies…I do the fastest double-take of my life.
I notice
My professor.
Has the symbol of the Rebel Alliance.
Tattooed on her ankle.
She’s a Star Wars fan, and we’re talking about how military and pharmacies would handle a Z-pocalypse.
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I told Chevy a while back that I’d post an area that give me inspiration. This is in the foreign language building on campus. You can access it by going to the basement level. The doors lead into two walled enclosures outside.
It’s really pretty when you’re lying on your back on the stone bench, but all the doors were locked so I couldn’t get a nice ant’s eye view of it. :(
About a month ago, we found a camel spider in the house.
Aka these things:
Although ours was about an inch long, they can still get pretty big…
But last Friday I had a different visitor.
Why HELLO there, black widow spider! I see you decided to make your home on my bicycle. Unfortunately for you, this is how I get around campus, so will you kindly leave?
The web had been there for a week from when I first noticed it, meaning it could’ve been there for a considerable while longer.
I tried. I really did. I don’t like killing things, period. If a fly gets in the house, I catch it in a plastic bag and release it when I go outside. For ten minutes straight I stood around in our furnace of a garage trying to get it to crawl into that bucket that sitting behind the wheel there. While this is going on, my sister is standing on the opposite side of the garage with bug spray. She won’t come any closer.
Long story short I ended up using the bug spray. I wheeled my bike into the driveway after a futile attempt trying to get all the webbing off. Hosing it down did nothing, so I was forced to pick it off with my fingers. Did you know webs of black widow spiders are ridiculously strong?
While I was dragging my fingers on the concrete trying to get the web off my hand, my sister found the male black widow, and WOOP, he was dead! Not fresh dead. Dry dead. High probability of an egg sac somewhere.
My sister basically sprayed the whole can of Raid in that area, and we looked all over that side of the garage but couldn’t find anything. I thought, “Oh, well that’s nice! One less thing we have to deal with.” As I walk out to pull my car back in, I look up and there’s a dead moth hanging by some spider webs right above my head. I say something stupid like, “Ugh, I never want to look up again,” and proceed onward.
My sister looks up (standing at a different angle that I was) and she finds TWO egg sacs inside of the garage door. After a whole ordeal of getting them down and squishing them, I pull in my car, open the door, put one foot down, and spot another female black widow crawling frantically away through the puddle of Raid.
We ended up not being able to find that one. I give up, go inside, and have lunch.
…Yesterday I found a new web in the same area.
I ripped off the crust and my toast turned into a brain.
I leave myself notes for story ideas, etc.
Most of these are done at night when I’m so tired I’m almost drooling on the keyboard.
This is what I left myself last night:
(and he will ______ b/c of reasons)
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I don’t know what this is supposed to mean.
Help.
I just looked up the required reading for the fall semester, and look what International Politics has in store for me:
…I think I will enjoy this class.
